La tormenta en el vaso

captain-useless:

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I can relate to this

billikensan:

Mizuna, romaine, flower salad with myoga and benidate Dressing made from ginger sesame seeds and lemon juice

billikensan:

Mizuna, romaine, flower salad with myoga and benidate
Dressing made from ginger sesame seeds and lemon juice

nosdrinker:

ughidjits:

nosdrinker:

zayaszombie:

Every time I see some militant vegan post on tumblr talking about how terrible I am for eating meat and how they are better for choosing a vegan lifestyle, I instantly get the urge to eat a delicious steak while watching animal planet videos of crocodiles and lions ripping apart and eating buffalo.  

this post is so embarrassing

lets play “spot the vegan”

wouldn’t be a hard game since it says i’m vegan on my sidebar you idiot

non-human carnivores hunt (or scavenge) their own food, which happens to consist in animals that lived freely and with dignity… so trust me, when you eat a steak you bought in the supermarket you’re nothing like a lion or a crocodile

foreverandadalek:

freudianfall:

giver-of-armbands:

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ive been laughing at this for like 10 min send help

Gwen’s fucking face. she’s just so fucking done.

billikensan:

Eringi mushroom and celery ceviche

billikensan:

Eringi mushroom and celery ceviche

thanks
eyepool:

This is not a joke, by the way.

this ruins the arcade fire for me

eyepool:

This is not a joke, by the way.

this ruins the arcade fire for me

Mary Poppins: Niños, os voy a enseñar una palabra para cuando no sepáis qué decir, puede significar lo que uno quiera.
Jenny y Michael: ¡Supercalifragilísticoexpialidoso!
Mary Poppins: No, ésta es otra.
*más tarde*
Sr. Banks: Niños, ¿cómo os ha ido en la feria?
Jenny: De la chingada.
Sr. Banks: ¿Qué has dicho?
Michael: Te van a chingar…
Sr. Banks: ¿Y tú también?
Michael: Ah chingá, ¿por qué chingados no?
Sr. Banks: ¿Pero quién os ha enseñado semejante palabra?
Jenny: La chingona de Mary Poppins.
Sr. Banks: ¿Y para qué sirve?
Michael: Namás, pa' chingar.
Sr. Banks: ¡Se están ganando unos chingadazos!
Mary Poppins: Mi trabajo está cumplido con esta familia. Qué chingón es poder ayudar a la gente.
Every time you write parallel fifths,

no-tritones-for-you:

the-voice-leading-nazi:

BBC kills off a beloved character.

*casually listens to ‘Music in Parallel 5ths’* bless you, Philip Glass

*casually listens to ‘Iron Man’* bless you Tony Iommi

Mirror test grade: F

Mirror test grade: F